I wonder how this would go at our church... I'm not looking for this anytime soon.
THE LITE CHURCH
(everything you always wanted in a church . . . and less)
7. Guaranteed 20-minute sermon or your next one's free!
6. Your choice of only 8 commandments
5. Only happy hymns and choruses
4. Fewer commitments
3. No messages on subjects that hit too close to home
2. Reclining pews with pillow pads and head rests
1. Offering followed by a complimentary beverage and after service mint
(From "Bible Humor Top Seven Lists" by Dave Veerman and Rich Anderson.
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